The Giant Sloth of AWP 2011

I don’t have much to say about AWP 2011, the writing conference I attended last week. There are many posts on it out there, all similar in nature, with people name dropping the other cool people they hung out with. I don’t have names to drop. I did, however, enjoy hearing people read. I always enjoy Joyce Carol Oates, whose reading about the death of her husband made me tear up. I also liked the reading with Jennifer Egan, Joshua Ferris, Rick Moody, and Benjamin Percy.

Last year’s conference was better for me. I came back with a notebook full of ideas to write about. This year, the panels left me flat. The book fair seemed as obtuse as a high school cafeteria. It was a little disheartening to find that writers fall into a “type,” just like computer programmers or accountants have a “type.” You don’t realize it until they are all jammed in a building together, but there is definitely a certain kind of person who is attracted to becoming a literary writer. And, too, there are further subcategories of sameness–a “type” of person who is a poet, a “type” who writes YA novels, a “type” who writes nonfiction.

The thing that most inspired me was the dinosaur section of the Natural History Museum. There is an armadillo with a shell the size of a boulder on its back. Oh, and did you know about giant camels? Imagine that, giant camels!

And then you round the corner, and there it is: the giant ground sloth. Bigger than an elephant with claws like ice picks. I think I know where Godzilla came from:

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These things used to roam around Argentina and Panama eating from 20-foot-high trees. It looks ferocious to me, but maybe they weren’t. Maybe they were as cuddly as the modern sloth:

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Here are some obligatory Washington DC pictures. There’s something wrong with my camera, so there are black spots on the images.

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Weird white tap water in our hotel room.

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The Capital Building

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Dead plants in front of the Environmental Protection Agency.

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Blind man touching the statue of Helen Keller inside the Capital Building’s Visitor Center.

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The Washington Monument.

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Marcia pretending to be a bill on the back steps of the Capital. You know, like this: