Jack London Is Drunk

Filed under: Writing and Publishing — joy at 4:29 pm on Friday, November 8, 2013

“I’se so drunk right now.”

“Iz this sail-ma-bob thing help me stand?”

“Whee I on a tree bench!”

“Look at ma bootiful body. Athlete.”

“These guys are the BEST. Best guys, youdon’tevenknow.”

“Okay, horsie, you hold still, I’sa goin’ ride you. ‘K? You hair so soft. Soo soft, horsie. You like whiskey?”

BAM! Take that, man who has been dead for 98 years.

But seriously, that Jack London, swell guy.