If the Emperor Is Naked…

Filed under: Writing Thoughts, Books — joy at 8:38 am on Friday, August 31, 2007

I was wondering why book people were so interested in the career move of James Wood from book critic at The New Republic to staff writer at The New Yorker, until this article explained it to me. In his time at The New Republic, Wood has criticized many of the writers who are held up as the pinnacle of today’s literature by esteemed institutions–writers like Philip Roth, John Updike, Toni Morrison, Thomas Pynchon, and Don DeLillo.

[Wood] is not indirect in his criticisms. The Nobel Laureate Morrison’s novel Paradise, Wood pronounced a few years back, “is a novel babyishly cradled in magic. It is sentimental, evasive, and cloudy.” DeLillo’s Underworld, he has written, “proves, once and for all, or so I must hope, the incompatibility of the political paranoid vision with great fiction.”

Apparently, Wood doesn’t like “‘hysterical realism,’ his coinage for books that attempt to convey the raucousness of contemporary life through outlandish proliferating plots, allegory, bizarre coincidence, and high irony”–so pretty much all the books that are held up by the establishment as important literature of our day.

And here’s why the move to The New Yorker is so interesting to folks:

Even his detractors concede that such takedowns are the fruits of a love for the novel — of a certain sort. But what does it mean that the most storied magazine in American history has aligned itself with a critic who essentially rejects the premises of a broad swath of contemporary American fiction?

That’s a good question. Here’s a person who doesn’t seem to like the aesthetics of major writers like, say, John Updike, taking a job at a magazine that Updike writes for. In other words, here’s a person who regularly points out faults of a certain kind of fiction getting to point them out to the audience of a magazine that helped legitimize that very same style of writing in the first place. What if Wood, gasp, actually changes the status quo here?

Well, sometimes the status quo needs challenging. While I like individual books by people like Pynchon/Roth/Morrison–no one can deny they are great writers–their work is often over-hyped. It’s as if critics have decided that these are the writers who will make up the next chapter of the Norton Anthology of Literature, the chapter English majors of the future will read to understand the literature of today. Someone, somewhere, decided that these are the people leading the aesthetic movement of our time, and therefore when one of these writers puts out a book, it is much more likely to get the attention, the good reviews, the awards, the top of lists, etc.

Of course, many brilliant writers are ignored in the process. But more interestingly, there are problems with the assumption that the highly ironic, jammed-packed, complex books these writers write are reflections of modern America. As the article puts it, “a messy, sprawling country demands comparable novels.” That may be true, in part, but America has to be demanding other kinds of novels by now as well. How much can really be said about consumerism and paranoia and alienation in America at this point? It seems like we covered those topics pretty thoroughly in the 1970s. Nothing has changed in the last 30-odd years?

If, like me, you believe the role of art is to reveal and reflect life, some of these books can come off as a little too cartoonish, a little too much like the writer is showing off. Of course, that doesn’t mean they aren’t still good books, but as Wood himself says in the article, “people are still dying around us, having children, making friends. Without wanting to make fiction domestic in a dreary, writing-workshop way, you do feel a lack of these experiences in fiction.”

Maybe that’s why books like Gilead, about religion and the love between a father and son, feel like such a breath of fresh air to me. Maybe that’s why Didion’s memoir The Year of Magical Thinking, about death and grief, did so well. The human experience is a poignant thing, as anyone who has lived any of it can tell you, and it is a continual consternation to writers that language can never fully cover those experiences. I think writers are scared of topics like love/death/friendship/etc. because it’s so hard to say anything new or concrete about them, so they escape into acrobatics and vivid imagery and wordplay. But without the meaning underneath, these tricks can ring hollow. As Wood said in the article: “If you love Bellow, you love exuberance and stylistic showing off. That is exactly my complaint against someone like Rushdie. It’s not style, it’s all noise.”

And if Wood can reasonably point out the difference in his new post at The New Yorker, then more power to him.

Link via Bookslut.

A Different Kind of Shooting

Filed under: Technology — joy at 5:45 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2007

My Nikon D40 came today. (And I got a haircut.)

new camera

So far, it is awesome–fast, clean, and cool to hold in my hands. It’s already taking better pictures than my Canon SD-550 ever dreamed. Now if I can just figure out how to make it stop shutting off the screen every two seconds to save battery…

I Shot A Gun

Filed under: Personal — joy at 8:55 am on Monday, August 27, 2007

Awhile back, I made a list of things I want to do that I have never done. On this list, I included “shoot a gun.” This weekend, I did it.

The reasons I wanted to shoot a gun included: I had never done it before, I wanted to see what the big deal was, I wanted to do something that was scary/tough, I like Charlie’s Angels, I wanted to be able to judge action adventure movies better, I wanted a new experience, and I wasn’t sure how I felt about issues like gun control until I gave guns a fair try.

So Marcia and I decided to have the Girls with Gun Party. The goal was to be as manly as possible for a day. On Saturday, Marcia, Leona, Krista, and I went to BullsEye Range in San Rafael, shot a gun, and then came back to my house and ate steak that Kyle, Troy, and Chris cooked for us. (Meat is manly, and having men cook your dinner after shooting a gun is especially manly). (ETA: The term manly here is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. We do not want to be men and we don’t think shooting a gun is a strictly male activity.)

me and a gun

I went first. I was surprised about how easy it is to shoot a gun. Everyone said I would be knocked back by the force of the gun, but I could barely tell it was firing. I did okay for my first time. I hit the bad guy’s head, nose, chin, and throat.

Joy's shots

We shot two .22 guns, a semi-automatic and a revolver. I liked the revolver better than the semi-automatic because it is easier to load and looks cooler and tougher. Also I could tell when it was hitting the target better.

Revolver

Marcia and I agreed: shooting a gun is fun! Leona and Krista had mixed-but-overall-positive feelings. I would never go hunting or own a gun, but I wouldn’t be opposed to going to a range again or shooting a bigger gun at something-not-alive. Overall, we were glad we tried something new.

Girls with Guns
Watch out: We may giggle and have swirly hair, but we can also shoot a gun, now, too.

Update: Read Marcia’s account of the same thing, and view more of my pictures, here. Ditto Leona.

Justin Exposes Hacker, Causes Hubbub

Filed under: Technology — joy at 11:00 am on Thursday, August 23, 2007

I meant to mention yesterday that my friend Justin’s blog was hacked, so he tracked down the hacker and posted his name and picture on his blog as well as links to his resume/website.

Now Justin’s post is up on Digg. It’s very funny for me to read all the comments people were making about the situation. Oh the excitement Justin’s blog causes sometimes…

It Seems Like Fun, But Really…

Filed under: Writing Thoughts — joy at 5:31 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2007

So this is the result of all those Harry Potter books: More Britons dream about becoming an author than any other job, according to a new survey.

A YouGov poll has found that almost 10% of Britons aspire to being an author, followed by sports personality, pilot, astronaut and event organiser on the list of most coveted jobs.

Well, most Britons read, so I guess there’s nothing wrong with this. (I have a problem with people wanting to be writers when they never pick up a book.) Still, why someone would dream of being poor and frustrated everyday of her life is beyond me.

Personally, writing was never my dream job. In fact, I tried not to be a writer for several years. Then I figured out that there’s nothing else in this world I’m cut out to do, so I gave up and accepted my fate. Speaking of which, I’m on deadline today…

Happy 28th Birthday, Kyle

Filed under: Nature, Kyle Rankin, Sonoma County — joy at 8:45 am on Monday, August 20, 2007

Kyle’s birthday was a weekend extravaganza. We hung out with our friends, went to a wannabe-Speakeasy, ate Puerto Rican food for the first time, and spent Sunday with Kyle’s dad, who came down from Seattle to surprise Kyle. The three of us went to the beach, the redwoods, and took a tour of Korbel winery. We really know how to celebrate around here.

Here are a couple of pictures from the beach, which was fogged in, and the redwoods.

Bodega pier
The pier off Bodega

colors
I couldn’t get over the colors in the beach plants

Random woman
Random woman in the mist

Kyle and Dad
Kyle and Dennis doing important work.

In other news, I am going to get a new camera. I tried out the Nikon D40 and it is looking likely we’re going to splurge and get me one. I should have it in time for our cross-country trip. Hooray!

Eyes Do Not Flash

Filed under: Writing Thoughts — joy at 2:10 pm on Tuesday, August 14, 2007

ETA: I wrote this after reading a swath of self-published books, which inflamed a long-term pet-peeve of mine in writing:

Think about it. When have you seen eyes flash? I mean, with emotion, not because they are reflecting light. Can’t think of it happening, can you? And yet, in book after book, people have flashing eyes. They flash in anger. They flash in desire. Sometimes they flash with impish glee. Always with the flashing and the eyes.

And for that matter, eyes do not twinkle. Nor do they smolder or blaze. In fact, what does that even mean, blazing eyes? That somebody’s eyes are on fire? Also, eyes most certainly do not darken dangerously. Never in the history of the world has eye color changed from someone being angry.

And while we’re at it, eyes are rarely emerald green, okay? Unless the person is wearing colored contacts, it just doesn’t happen. So if all your characters have ivory skin and emerald green eyes, you might want to re-think that. Ditto ice-blue eyes, although I suppose that happens in nature more often than emerald-green eyes do. But really, the vast majority of people have brown eyes. Yup, plain brown, completely lacking the drama or specialness of violet or black or teal eyes. And yet, I’ve heard people say that brown eyes are actually quite lovely sometimes. Give them a chance.

Here is how eyes portray emotions: we have hundreds of muscles in our face. When we have an emotion, some of those muscles move to suggest the feeling. This can be difficult to pin down. What would shift in a face to suggest that a character is angry? Would his eyes narrow? Would he tighten his mouth slightly as he stared straight ahead? Deciding on these details will make your description vivid and grounded in reality. It will also keep you from using so many clichés.

So please, writers-of-books-Joy-is-reading, stop with the bad eye descriptions. When you’re using eyes in creative writing, make them brown or hazel or blue or non-emerald green, and make them move like human eyes actually move. Your description will be better off for it. And I, in turn, will no longer have to visualize lightning bolts shooting across your characters’ irises every time they lose their tempers.

flashing!

My Famous Husband

Filed under: Kyle Rankin, Technology — joy at 8:08 am on Monday, August 13, 2007

kyle at a book signing
My handsome husband Kyle Rankin signing his books at last week’s LinuxWorld in San Francisco.

Thanks to Kat for taking this picture.

Complications of House Shopping

Filed under: Personal — joy at 10:33 am on Thursday, August 9, 2007

Buying a house is like a game of poker. There is bluffing. There is holding your cards to your chest and revealing only what you need to. There is guessing at your opponent’s motives. There is the decision of how much money to put down.

It brings out the calculating part of my nature, which also makes me uncomfortable. It feels cold to look at a house specifically because I know the owner is going into foreclosure or because someone died. I’m just looking for a good deal, but I’m also looking to benefit from someone else’s misery.

After all, with houses, you’re dealing with people’s lives, not just their finances. Because of this, you can learn so much about a total stranger. After looking at a house yesterday, I knew that the owner:

  • Was a single mother of a little girl
  • Had paid way too much for the house and was going into foreclosure
  • Was a “born again Pagan,” whatever that means
  • Had a dance studio in her backyard
  • Was watching us from the neighbor’s house with a scowl on her face

So, I deduced, she is a single mom/arty/new age-y type who got in way over her head financially and was losing her house, leaving her and her daughter without a home of their own. This left me feeling sorry for her, and less inclined to buy the house. It was too small anyway.

Another thing you have to weigh when house shopping is the cold realities of money–will this house appreciate in value? is this a good investment?–against all the intangibles: how much do I love the house, how it will impact our lives to move into it, can we grow into it, etc.

The second house we saw yesterday was twice the size of the single mom’s house. It was in an affluent neighborhood and selling for half the price of the houses around it. You could see a view of the hills from the backyard. It was being sold by the bank, which means we could probably get it for less than the selling price.

But the family was inside, and they had:

  • At least 15 cats running around
  • Laundry piled so high you couldn’t walk in the hallway
  • A filthy, filthy kitchen
  • A child in the driveway digging at cement with a serrated knife
  • Ants
  • Overflowing trashcans and things that passed for trashcans
  • Five or six cars parked in the yard, including one on the lawn
  • A room that smelled so strongly of urine, they kept the door shut so they wouldn’t have to smell it

Here’s a house so trashed, its condition is very hard to tell. It could need to be gutted. Then again, it could just need a good cleaning and a new floor in the urine room. However, assuming no major repairs are needed, just cleaning it out would cause the house to appreciate significantly. Re-sale, once it had been fixed up, could be $200,000-$250,000 more. On top of that, the house is plenty big and we could live in it 10 years, no problem. It would be a good investment, if we were willing to take the project on.

But who wants to deal with a house like that? The stress of cleaning it and fixing it, on top of it being our first house and having a mortgage for the first time, seems like too much. The intangibles don’t make it worth it.

After looking at that house, we saw a third one, which I can only describe as a mini-mansion. It is absolutely gorgeous, and just slightly out of our reach, financially speaking. Looking at it, I was struck at how widely the three houses varied, even though there is only a $35,000 difference in their price range.

And yet… not one of them is right for us.

Back-To-School Sales

Filed under: Writing Thoughts — joy at 10:46 am on Tuesday, August 7, 2007

bts

Ten notepads, two composition books, two packs of markers, one pack of crayons, and glue sticks. $4.50

Seriously, ten cents for a notepad! Back-to-school is like an office-supply nerd’s dreamland.

I will write something real on here soon.

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