We Heart Monopolies

Filed under: Books — joy at 12:51 pm on Monday, November 27, 2006

Have you noticed how Barnes & Noble is selling its own versions of the classics? Brilliant business decision: Get old literature that is past copyright so BN doesn’t have to pay writers, publish the books themselves to cut out that pesky middleman called “publishers,” and distribute the books exclusively in their own bookstores, which happen to be all over the country. Oh, and as an added bonus, drop the cover price so consumers are more likely to buy it through BN than those pesky independent bookstores or legitimate publishers. Yay lots of profits for Barnes & Noble!

Also, from this quiz in the New York Times:

16. Bound galleys of “My Kind of Place,” Susan Orlean’s most recent nonfiction collection, were distributed to the media with the title “Homewrecker” on them. The title was eighty-sixed at the last minute because:

a. Barnes & Noble didn’t like it
b. Orlean’s editor didn’t like it
c. Orlean didn’t like it
d. Rick Moody didn’t like it

The answer is A.

Breaking Bread Thankfully

Filed under: Personal, Food and Drink — joy at 1:29 pm on Wednesday, November 22, 2006

I’m not doing NaNoBloPo anymore because of my hands, so I won’t be posting much this weekend. I will, however, be visiting my parents in Grass Valley and my friends Troy and Krista in Folsom. Also, with a little luck, I will find a new party dress to wear this holiday season.

I think I might make this for Christmas dinner:

Sweet Potato Souffle Pie

Sore Hands

Filed under: Personal — joy at 10:21 am on Saturday, November 18, 2006

I have typed my way to sore achy hands, sharp-shooty-pain hands. So I guess I’m going to have to stay away from the computer this weekend and rest. :(

Pretty animals or Machu Picchu?

Filed under: Travel — joy at 8:27 am on Friday, November 17, 2006

I am considering where I want to go next year on vacation. It will probably be our last big vacation before we start concentrating on buying a house. Originally I had considered going to Africa, but I now know that I don’t want to sit on a plane for 18 hours. I have decided that 10-12 hours is my limit. It’s not that I don’t ever want to go to Africa–In fact, I fully plan to some day. But later in life. Not now.

So, due to the (relatively) shorter plane ride and the fact that I (sort of) speak the language, Kyle and I are considering South America. I haven’t read up on South America enough to make this decision, but right now we are seriously considering Peru.

Things that Peru has:

  • Machu Picchu
  • Lake Titicaca
  • Wild llamas (!)
  • Hummingbird tours
  • Volcanoes
  • The Inca capital of Cuzco
  • The Amazon rainforest
  • The Nazca Lines

I find Peru really interesting and have always wanted to go there. In addition, I heard that they are considering restricting or shutting down parts of Machu Picchu because tourism is destroying the place. So I want to see it while I can.

However, I am also interested in the Galapagos Islands. They are off the coast of Ecuador, which is right above Peru. For a couple of exciting hours I thought I would see both Machu Picchu and the Galapagos Islands, but that doesn’t look logistically possible. At least not without tremendous effort and a lot of extra travel. Which is too bad, because the Galapagos Islands have:

If we did the Galapagos Islands, we would go to Ecuador instead of Peru and then have a side-trip to the islands. I don’t know much about Ecuador yet, but it doesn’t sound as interesting as Peru. So I keep going back and forth. Animals that aren’t afraid of humans or Machu Picchu? Giant tortoises or wild llamas? Island life or the Amazon river (well, the Amazon goes through Ecuador too)?

What would you pick?

Older Writers = Happier Writers?

Filed under: Read This, Writing Thoughts — joy at 10:25 am on Thursday, November 16, 2006

Awhile back, I read an article comparing two kinds of artistic talent. One was the people who achieve great art at a young age and then go onto self-destruct or fizzle out. Think of someone like F. Scott Fitzgerald, who wrote several brilliant novels as a young man and then got increasingly dried out (and drunk) until he died at age 44.

The alternative to that are artists who mature first and then achieve great success. Think, for example, of Mark Twain, who was 32 before he wrote anything good and 49 before he published his masterpiece, Huckleberry Finn. These artists tend have both longer lives and careers.

At this point, I’ve given up all hope of being one of those young geniuses. Even when I was a 22-year-old longing for fame and glory, in my more honest moments, I had to admit that I probably didn’t have the skill or self-confidence to be a superstar writer. But I, like every writer alive, still wished for it. Ambition is an ugly, ugly thing, my friends.

Turns out, I may be better off with the way things are. The Village Voice interviewed Ned Vizzini, who published three books between ages 15 and 23. Then the pressures of that major book contract got to him and he had a nervous breakdown.

He thought about committing suicide and checked himself into a psychiatric hospital in November 2004 for five days. For Vizzini, there was too much to live up to. “Having a book published so young means you aren’t made to rely on the charm, guts, and social skills that artists need,” he says. “You’ve been delivered what everyone’s been going for.”

Whew. Dodged a bullet there.

Link swiped from Bookslut.

Sections of My Day

Filed under: Personal — joy at 9:52 pm on Monday, November 13, 2006

5:50 a.m. Get up. Stumble around, cold in a gray sweatshirt, narrating myself into brushing my teeth, putting on socks, letting the cat out. It’s an old cheerleading thing, the narrating, a way to separate myself from whatever I am doing. You better believe if I’m being killed by a firing squad I will be narrating it.

7 a.m. Kyle is working at home. He comes in to find me sitting by the heater, working on an article on North Bay employment. It’s unusual because I usually go into my office. But I am too cold. Kyle stands over my heater. I go into the office and am cold.

7:45 a.m. Kyle hooks the fan up so that it blasts heat into my office.

8:45 a.m. I emerge from the office, confused because I don’t understand how unemployment rates have dropped and yet the number of employed people has dropped as well. This makes no sense to me. I ask Kyle, how can this be?

9 a.m I am talked into letting Kyle buy a new laptop. Anyone want to buy my old Fujitsu?

10 a.m. I am hungry. Kyle goes to Petaluma Market and brings me back a roast beef sandwich. It is delicious.

11:15 a.m. I figure out that I have been confusing the number of employed people with the number of unemployed people. I feel dumb. However, everything that didn’t make sense before now makes sense to me.

12-ish: Leona comes on IM. We have a conversation about stuff. She is nice.

1 p.m. Idiotic PR person sends me a statement I have been waiting for all morning. It is wordy and yet totally devoid of content.

2 p.m. I become worried that I don’t have enough material to reach my 2,500 word count. Stare at the computer, frowning.

4 p.m. Hit 2,500 word count

4:15 p.m. Watch Ellen Pompeo be a total jerk on Punk’d. Now dislike Ellen Pompeo.

5:30 p.m. Become preoccupied with the word “employee” and how many times I have used it in my article.

6 p.m. Hand in my article. Change out of pajamas.

6:30 p.m. Prepare a steak dinner with zucchini and broccoli side and red wine. Have it at the table with Kyle over candlelight.

7 p.m. Kyle wants dessert.

7:10 p.m. Discussion about what kind of dessert I should make should I make dessert.

7:20 p.m. Begin gingerbread cookies with Kyle as assistant.

8:05 p.m. Kyle puts a log in the fireplace that is supposed to flame in different colors. Its flame are flamed colored. Disappointed. Had wanted red and blue flames, as advertised.

8:30 p.m. Eat three cookies. Worry about how many calories are in gingerbread cookies.

9 p.m. Finish blog entry so full attention can be devoted to Heroes.

The end

Laloo Goat Milk Ice Cream

Filed under: Food and Drink — joy at 4:48 pm on Saturday, November 11, 2006

One thing about me: I love trying new food. That’s why I was delighted last night when Kat introduced me to Laloo’s Goat Milk Ice Cream.

If you don’t like goat cheese or goat milk, you won’t like this ice cream, because let’s face it, getting rid of that goat-y flavor is impossible. But if you do like goat cheese, then goat milk ice cream is delicious and fun. I had the Pumpkin Spice flavor.

The first time I tried goat milk was also the day I saw a baby goat for the first time. When I was about 4 years old, my parents knew someone who owned a goat farm. I remember being surprised that goats could produce milk, but I liked the milk they offered me. However, that did not compare to how much I liked the baby goats. All it took was for me to feed one with a bottle, and I was in love. Like Veruca Salt from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I immediately demanded that I get a baby goat to take home. My mom refused, and I could not believe that she was actually going to keep me from my very own adorable baby goat. I started kicking my Mom, screaming Baby Goat! Baby Goat!

I did not get a baby goat.

Today, goats seem a little strange to me. I mean, their pulpils are rectangular, for pete’s sake. But baby goats? You still have my heart.

Italy Part IV — Florence and Siena

Filed under: Travel — joy at 12:51 pm on Thursday, November 9, 2006

I was going to write one more Italy entry, but I feel like it is dragging on, so I will just tell you a little story about Florence and Siena.

In the 1200-1300s, Florence and Siena were in stiff competition with each other. Florence had a river, Siena had banking. They were both in Tuscany. They both built gorgeous marble-covered churches with big domes in the center. They both had lots of yellow buildings with red roofs.

Siena

Florence

However in 1348, Siena was struck with the black death. The population was wiped out. Afterwards, the monks blamed the illness on the large statue of Venus that stood in Il Campo, the courtyard in the center of town. The townspeople broke the statue up and buried it around the city.

Il Campo

But the damage had been done. Florence went on to become the birthplace of the Renaissance. Siena stayed a charming town. Today, they are similar-yet-different experiences. Florence is gorgeous, crowded, and filled with wonderful shops and museums. Siena is smaller, more intimate, and in the evening, Il Campo is filled with pretty Italian children.

While in Siena, I tried wild boar and grappa and wandered around and around the same crooked alleys that are much the same as they were in medieval times. In Florence, I did all that other Italian stuff–eating, art, etc.

Siena Alley

Both were fun. Both were worth it. I will definitely go back to Italy some day.

Me in front of the Fountain of Joy in Siena.

Part I: Ancient Rome
Part II: Italian Culture
Part III: Art and God
Part IV: Florence and Siena

Article: Watery Report Card

Filed under: Joy's Work — joy at 9:35 am on Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Considering that whatever I vote for is usually the opposite of whatever other people vote for, I’m pretty happy with the election results so far. And hey, a woman is going to be speaker of the House!

I’m also happy that Congressman Richard Pombo was ousted in favor of Democrat Jerry McNerney.

Among other things, Pombo wanted to try to get oil drilling on the California coast. I recently wrote an article on that subject for the North Bay Bohemian. It looks at that and other threats to the coastline.

Italy Part III — Art and God

Filed under: Travel — joy at 11:01 am on Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Note: My Italy trip was huge. I took over 1,000 pictures and went to at least 10 museums, six churches, and three towns. It would be overwhelming to talk about it all in one entry. So I am going to break it up into a few episodes to give you the highlights.

Of all the art I saw in Italy, without a doubt, Michelangelo’s David was my favorite. It completely lives up to the hype (unlike certain other overrated paintings). Every detail of that statue is perfect and refined. And I never realized before how it tells a story: It is David right before he throws the stone at the giant Goliath. David’s face, looking up at the giant, is vulnerable and contemplative, but his hand holding the stone is large and powerful, indicating the power of God that would guide the stone to Goliath’s forehead. It is touching and powerful and absolutely beautiful.

Michelangelo was 24 when he made the David. When I was 24, I could barely handle writing an article on health care insurance.

We also saw Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel at the Vatican Museum. The line to get in was insane, but it went pretty fast.

Inside, you go through seemingly endless rooms with painted ceilings and walls, each more fabulous than the last. At last, you see the Sistine Chapel itself. The walls and ceiling tell the entire story of the Bible from Creation to Judgment Day, all done in exquisite detail. No photographs are allowed, so I have no pictures of it. We spent so much time in there staring at the ceiling, my neck hurt when we left.

The rest of the gallery had some statues that were worth looking at.

Me in the Vatican Museum

Then there was Florence’s Uffizi Gallery, which holds Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus and Primavera. While we both liked Botticelli, we got a little tired of looking at painting of Madonnas after awhile. In some ways, it’s too bad they don’t leave the religious art in the churches where they have more context. As it is, looking at rows of Madonnas gets tiring.

Statue outside the Uffizi, shot through the rain

But even though much of the art has been removed from the churches, they still often act as museums. In one Florence church, we looked at the graves of Galileo, Michelangelo, and Machiavelli, among other famous Italians. Both Florence and Siena have gorgeous churches with green, black, white, and pink marble on the outside. I was in love with the one in Florence — I took probably about 30 pictures of it. None of them are that great though. Here’s the side of it.

As you may have guessed already, Kyle and I looked at a lot of statues. Many of them were over 2000 years old. The National Museum of Rome was particularly good. The statues were organized into each era so that you can sort of walk through the rise and fall of the empire. There were amazing statues salvaged from a sunken ship, statues of all the gods, and countless busts of emperors.

Me looking at a bronze statue in the National Museum.

We also saw the Modern Art Museum in Rome, which has what passes for Italian Impressionist art, but also some anti-Nazi propaganda, a Van Gogh, and a Klimt. Outside, they were filming a movie, and I watched them repeatedly shoot a scene with an old lady crossing the street with a dog.

One the highlights of the trip for me was seeing the Keats museum. The 25-year-old poet, who was dying of tuberculosis, came to Italy in the hopes that the dryer weather would prolong his life. He wrote Ode to a Grecian Urn and other poems in the house, and then died a slow painful death in a small room overlooking the Spanish Steps. The museum, which was run by a 20-something American woman who gives one mean lecture, has his death masks, lots of his original letters, a draft of a poem that Oscar Wilde wrote about Keats’s grave, and even some parts of Keats’s body–hair, ashes, etc. It’s well worth checking out for anyone who likes poetry.

View from Keats’s window.

And of course, there was St. Peter’s Basilica, the largest Christian church in the world. It is so big you could put Notre Dame inside of it. It’s built where St. Peter was crucified and the Pope gives all his important speeches (sermons?) there. Inside, Michelangelo’s Pieta sits behind bulletproof glass.

But for all that, we weren’t impressed. The church was cold like a big mausoleum. There were countless statues of Popes and Catholic things we didn’t understand. No one was worshipping or praying–they were all taking pictures. And the Pope was not even there to say howdy!

Graffiti near the Vatican

Part I: Ancient Rome

Part II: Italian Culture

Part III: Art and God

Part IV: Florence and Siena

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