I just can’t get over how hard Lindsay Lohan looks. This chick is only 21! Lots of people sleep around and do drugs and still manage not to look like 35-year-old hookers by the time they are barely over the drinking age. How did she achieve this in such a short period of time?

Granted the old-lady-Housewives-of-Orange-County hair doesn’t help. Neither does the orange skin.

I am sorry to pollute my blog with pictures of Lindsay Lohan, but this baffles me. She looks like people look after they’ve gone through 5 divorces. She looks utterly and completely without joy.