Paint Samples Have Pretentious Names

Filed under: House — joy at 7:50 am on Tuesday, October 23, 2007

I am an artsy-fartsy type person. Sometimes I try to paint pictures. I make jewelry and take photographs and other crafty/arsty things. So explain to me, then, why I hate picking paint samples so much. On the list of things I don’t like to do, it’s up there with running for no reason and doing math problems. I hate those little paint sample cards. I get unreasonably upset when I get a paint sample home and it doesn’t look good on the walls. It makes me feel betrayed by the paint chip. And also, choosing a color seems like such a big decision, such a commitment. I know it’s supposed to be fun. For some reason, I don’t find it fun at all.

Anyway, at this point I have picked out the trim color (wainscot white) and the office color (anjou pear, or green). I still have to do the bedroom (light brown?), living room (off-white), and guest room (a buttery yellow). So I’m not even half done.

Oh I hear people want to see a picture of the house. Here is a before picture:

Changes that will be made: The cypress trees and the basketball net on the garage will be taken down. The house will be painted off-white with forest green trim. The yard will eventually have a fence around it.

For landscaping, I will be putting several fruit trees in, including (maybe?) two cherry trees, a fuji apple, a pomegranate, a honey tangerine, and a peach. I am also putting in some flowers along the front of the house, a veggie garden to the left of the garage, and a decent lawn. I am putting in an irrigation system so I can keep up with all the planting I plan to do, too. I should have a big water bill when I’m done, but the food bill will be next to nothing!

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Comment by Grogged

October 23, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

Choosing a paint color is not only work, but intimidating. There are far too many options. In my quest to paint my bedroom, I’ve gone through at least half a dozen visits to Home Depot, ten times that many color swatches, and for my efforts, I have three crude squares painted on one wall. The colors are Broome, Prince, and Pomegranate. (Two light browns and a red). Even with those f’n squares painted on my wall, I STILL can’t decide. You are right. Selecting paint colors is evil.

And so is running for no good reason.

Comment by Leona!

October 24, 2007 @ 8:34 am

I also vote for Meyer Lemon!

Comment by Krista

October 24, 2007 @ 3:37 pm

It is difficult not to be tempted by pretty names or names of things that appeal to you. Take food for instance. I love pears and I also love artichokes. However, I do not like brussel sprouts so that color would automatically be ugly. I don’t look at the names until after I have chosen the colors. One of the colors in my house is crisp celery. Really now? “crisp”?! What does celery look like when it’s crisp vs. limp? T and I like contrast. Mixing a bright or a bold with a nuetral provides great contrast. When it comes down to it there is no right or wrong when your house is NOT on the market. Its all about making it livable for you. Coordinating is also important for purposes of flow. It is my beleif that if you go with your true style it will flow naturally. Another good tip is look at your paint in morning, afternoon, and evening light to make sure you will like it all day long. That is the great thing about pints. You’ll spend a little bit but if you are going dark or feeling uneasy, it is best to start by buying a pint and putting it on your wall. Last tip, don’t stress. Paint is relatively inexpensive and mistakes can be corrected.

Comment by Joy

October 25, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

Robin, I’m glad someone else understands. And especially when you’re dealing with dark colors–it’s hard to get rid of them! What if I pick brown and then I want to go cream later on? That has to be, like, 400 buckets of primer, right? Or something like that.

Leona, I am sad the two existing lemon trees aren’t meyer lemons, for both our sake. If they were, you could have as many as you like! (Possible housewarming gift, a meyer lemon bush?)

Krista, I thought about not looking at the names too. They do influence you. Coincidence or no: I gravitate to Martha Stewart paints, and she makes it impossible to not look at the names in her display. You know why I wanted “Writer’s Parchment” paint? Because it’s called Writer’s Parchment!

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