Considering the TV Cozy

Filed under: Personal, Fun — joy at 11:28 am on Wednesday, March 7, 2007

About six months ago, I decided to get TV again after years of not having it. For the first time in ages, I watched daytime talk shows and Cosby Show re-runs and E! rundowns of celebrity gossip. It was fun for awhile, but now I’m experiencing the problems I originally had with TV. For one thing, it is boring 75% of the time. For another, I am getting what I call TV dread–a creeping, vaguely sickish feeling that comes over me when watching a show, a sense that this just doesn’t represent me. It’s like the emotional equivalent of eating too much junk food–you just don’t feel well after overindulging.

That said, when I like TV, I really like it. I love The Office and Heroes. Both shows are clever, well-written, and watching them is a valid use of my time. And while I have access to those shows without paying for cable, there is a host of other shows I like, ranging from Project Runway to American Idol to Gilmore Girls, that make keeping TV worthwhile, at least for now.

Still, I was irritated enough to call and get my cable package reduced. And I’m considering another option: The TV Cozy.

The worst problem with TV is how easily it becomes a habit. It’s such a convenient way to unwind that I find myself watching it almost without thinking about it. So, I had this idea awhile back–a decorative cover for your TV that makes watching it more deliberate. If you have a TV Cozy, you have to get up and take it off before watching TV, which means you also have to consciously think about whether or not to watch.

The only other person I know of who had this idea was Stephanie at the Little Birds Handmade blog. This is her version of the TV Cozy, which I think is pretty cool:

Unfortunately, Kyle is not into the idea of my making a TV Cozy. He seems to think it would be a big frou-frou craft project, a TV version of this:

And maybe he’s right. Maybe instead of making an elaborate cover for the TV I should just exercise a little more self-control. But still, I think the TV Cozy is a good idea for someone, somewhere.

UPDATE: There is a pattern for the TV Cozy in the current issue of Blueprint Magazine, which you can look at here. I don’t know if I like how they did it (looks too much like a pillowcase), but with the right fabric or some embroidery, it could be cool.

6 Comments »

Comment by Leona

March 7, 2007 @ 2:29 pm

You should sketch it, using one of your vintacge fabrics as inspiration. Then, present it to Kyle after a delicious dinner and tell him that it’s art.

Comment by marcia

March 8, 2007 @ 9:54 am

Instead of calling it a “cozy” you should start calling it something that sounds tough and/or technological. “This isn’t a TV cozy. It’s a bitch-ass cracker.” OR “This isn’t a TV cozy. It’s a TVM Blip blip 2.0″

OK, so I am better at being tough.

Comment by joy

March 8, 2007 @ 9:54 am

Marcia and Leona, yes! Good plans. I will make him food and then make up a technical sounding name. It will be like a modern episode of I Love Lucy.

Comment by goblinbox

March 14, 2007 @ 11:42 am

In my house, there’s a fringed decorative scarf over the telly. It’s inexpensive, looks nice, doesn’t require sewing, and keeps that gray screen from looking at me all the time.

Comment by joy

March 15, 2007 @ 11:35 am

Goblinbox… ahh… nice compromise. Maybe I’ll just do that.

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