How To Disappoint A Man From Kentucky

Filed under: Personal — joy at 8:23 am on Wednesday, August 30, 2006

A. Promise him a romantic home-cooked meal.
B. Make it all vegetarian.

You can broil and stuff an avocado with polenta and chestnuts. You can hand-shape a rustic tart with homemade crust and vegetables from your garden. You can put all this on a plate with a fancy double-gold-medal-winning chardonnay and perfectly cooked green beans (also from the garden).

He will eat it. He will appreciate it. He will agree that vegetables are important and acknowledge your concern that neither of you get enough of them. He will reiterate that he likes vegetables okay. He will thank you for your trouble and tell you that you are wonderful for making him such a nice meal.

But through the whole thing, he will still be looking around for the main course.

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Comment by Jordan aka "hippie girl"

August 30, 2006 @ 9:39 am

Shucks. If you were my wife, and served me that meal, I’d be the happiest husband on earth.

Okay, that sounded way weirder than intended.

J

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Comment by joy

August 30, 2006 @ 10:05 pm

Hippy! Bisexual hippy who likes vegetables!

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Comment by leona

August 31, 2006 @ 12:27 am

I love meat, but I may love avocados more. Hmm… I love food.

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Comment by L'Artiste

August 31, 2006 @ 9:33 am

Deeng, that sounds grubbin’. I want that recipe! Very creative. Your garden yields some good stuff, we’ve been enjoying the fruits of your earth the last few weeks and we thank you.

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